You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
I was born in New Hampshire and lived in Germany. I got my BA in English and discovered passions for hula hooping, cooking, garden parties, and oxford commas. Now I promote cider by day and write work profiles by night.
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
I am fond of the philosophical (and often one-sided) conversations I have with Morty.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
You’ll find me baking muffins and enjoying the dulcet tones of The Notorious B.I.G.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
Bacardi 151. Nothing good has ever come from drinking 151.
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
Hunter S. Thompson for obvious reasons (his creative genius.)