You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
Born in the dirty jerz, but raised in the greatest town in all of Massachusetts (possibly the world), Reading. Favorite activities include watching sports, making fun of other cities sports teams, watching movies, and pursuing my lifelong dream of playing for the Celtics. I’m bringing Downeast to Pennsylvania looking to do two things, chew gum and slang cider, and I’m running out of gum.
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
I would have to say shooting hoops at the new East Boston location.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
I would begin training for American Ninja Warrior, finish stage 4 by climbing Mount Midoriyama and winning the $1 million prize, then accepting an unpaid internship at Barstool.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
Bacardi Lemon…..way too many bad experiences with that crap in High School.
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
David Ortiz. He is about to be out of a job and come on….who wouldn’t buy cider from Big Papi!