You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
Born in Boston, raised all over, including Arizona and southern Utah, with brief stints in Chicago and North Carolina. Staunchly against washing fruit before eating it, and am easily excited by a good mechanical keyboard. I consider Ghostface Killah to be the most talented member of the Wu Tang.
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
Non-Cider activity? I wasn’t aware tomfoolery was permitted.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Moving to an island off the coast of Croatia, maybe start making some wine, definitely drink some wine.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
All alcohol frightens me.
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
Oh boy, can I bring two? I’d have to bring my buddy/old co-worker Derek, the guy who taught me what it means to be an honest hard working guy, and he’d be a great fit here. Second, I’d bring the late Mr. Krysiak, an old high school teacher of mine who taught me not to take life too seriously, and a lot of neat life tricks too.