You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
I was born in New Mexico (yes, it’s a state) to a British hippie and a Texan hippie. Hippie childhood ensued. Moved on up to Boston for school and decided that I like it here enough to stay (at least, until I find somewhere else I want to be).
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
Either putting on gloves (they just make a really satisfying “snap!”) or moving pallets around with the pallet jack.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Using all of my frequent flier miles to go somewhere where I don’t speak the language, then working my way up from there.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
Vodka. When your first memories of being vodka drunk are of a floor-to-ceiling state portrait of Vladimir Putin, that can be pretty damn scary.
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
R2-D2. No one has fixed so many screwed-up situations in the history of the galaxy. No, not even Commander Data.