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Joe H.

You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
Writing these online-dating type summaries is the worst; you have to be a little hokey and dishonest and talk about things you kinda like but don’t really care that much about like “I like cooking” and “I’m an adventurous eater” instead of being completely honest and saying “I’m cynical and think existence is meaningless” like you’re some Woody Allen character.

I like cooking; I’m an adventurous eater.
(That’s the summary from my online dating profile, which is active, because I’m still single, because of course.)

What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
Saying “Conor pick the music again?” when there’s funky disco on.

If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Toss my bike and tent in the car and drive off to look for America.

What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
I took a sip of moonshine infused with goat balls in Vietnam. The waiter said good for libido as he poured it. Better for emetic, I thought.
It was one of those “just to say you did it” moments that makes you wonder afterwards who did I think I should tell about this??
Now I know. I did it so I could tell you, the readers of the Downeast Crew page.

If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
Seth Rogan. Solid culture fit.