You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
Underwear model. Compulsive liar. Enigma.
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
I like it when there’s pizza.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Collecting inexplicable bruises and other assorted couch-related injuries. Also, recording the sexiest, most psychedelic r&b album you’ve ever heard.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
Fireball. No question.
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
Larry David as Bernie Sanders. That’s the only voice I hear in my head these days anyways.