You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
I was kidnapped from my family at just 9 weeks old. My captor feeds me twice a day, so no hard feelings. I spend my days lounging in the office while everyone else does the hard work.
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
I enjoy peeing in the office.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Becoming a Canine Good Citizen.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
My brother Doyle.