Our Crew


You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
I was kidnapped from my family at just 9 weeks old. My captor feeds me twice a day, so no hard feelings. I spend my days lounging in the office while everyone else does the hard work. 

What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
I enjoy peeing in the office.  

If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Becoming a Canine Good Citizen. 

What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?

If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
My brother Doyle.

Are you 21+ OR capable of lying on the internet?