You have three sentences to tell your story. Go:
Born and raised in the Boston area. I lived in South Carolina and Colorado for a bit but there weren’t enough Patriots fans so now I’m back and it feels really good to be honked at again. If I’m not at work or a bar (sometimes the same thing), you won’t find me because I’m outdoors in the woods somewhere.
What’s your favorite non-cider activity in the cider house?
Trying to find a consistent seat in the office. This is a hard, possibly impossible task.
If you are fired tomorrow, what will you be doing next week?
Probably back out West somewhere… I cut my ski bum career short, but selling cider is better than delivering pizza.
What alcoholic beverage is most frightening to you?
In the words of the lyrical genius Pittbull… FireBall.
If you could bring one person onto the Downeast team who would it be and why?
Morgan Freeman- I’d listen to anything that voice has to say.