THE UNFILTERED CRAFT CIDER
i don’t like when people use the description of “bad” to describe something that’s subjective. take ‘bud light’ for example. don’t call ‘bud light’ bad. your bud light was almost certainly not “bad...
reviews and piss
to fuckboi...or not to fuckboi?
Attention: We Want You to Pick Our Next Cider
the death of cranberry blend
man.....i guess we suck
"...and that's why you don't drink unlabeled containers"
does naming a cider after urine cross a line?
i'm alone on this. not a single person at downeast supports me, so here's my last plea. ...earlier this summer we launched a new line of ciders that we've dubbed "one time". through these ciders, ...
a lot of people ask about our "selling downeast" intentions
yes, people reach out. no, we're not looking to sell. this is just a rant about what happens, having just completed another one of these conversations and being kind of upset about how arrogant the...
how to climb mount everest...observations from the couch
The entirety of the new england cider maker's association hates me. This is why.
“WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHEN YOU TALK TO MY WIFE!”, the 60 year old cider legend growled, eyes narrowed, veins popping, spittle flying from his mouth. *freeze frame, record scratches to a halt* ...
if there’s a word of the month here at downeast, it’s gotta be fuckboi. what is a fuckboi, you may ask? why is fuckboi being hurled around with no regard for human life? well, it all started about ...
"we're not scientists, we're farmers" - business people
i was forwarded this commercial this morning: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wVn2/angry-orchard-yelling-at-apples# i’m going to preface my comments by noting that we’ve done plenty of things i’ve looked ...
only these comcast clowns can piss you off while giving you money. i just had to call comcast because there was an outage. the tech guy reading the script was terribly awkward walking me through t...
REFLECTIONS ON A WINTER AWAY
as we pack up on our last day in park city, i think it’s appropriate to reflect on my time here: 1. i’ve yet to find much in life that beats a powder day.• i don’t know what it is, i wish i coul...